To cheer you....

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I saw this posted at Scrapbookeronline, and thought it would be a nice post for today! Enjoy.

Subject: It ain't fair but it's true!

Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"

Subject: Flour and Water

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?..

and then you add eggs
and sugar...
and you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?

You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake stick to your BUTT!

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).

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Julie Anns SS said...

LOL!! That first one was funny. ;) hehe